humorously:

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

 

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misanclrist:

hmu if u wanna date a piece of shit

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givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

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Timestamp: 1397945041

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

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dlubes:

bae caught me slippin

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Timestamp: 1397944794

dlubes:

bae caught me slippin

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svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

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